Status: In Progress Since Forever

This *is* the website. Happy?

This student was too lazy strategically conserving energy, so you get this minimalistic masterpiece instead.

About the “Developer”

  • • Specializes in opening VS Code, staring at it, and then doing absolutely nothing.
  • • Believes copy–paste is a perfectly valid form of software engineering.
  • • Roadmap: “I’ll fix it later.” Release date: TBD since 2019.
  • • Currently accepting opportunities that require “minimal effort, maximum credit.”

Build Log

lazy_portfolio.py
# TODO: build a serious website def build_portfolio(): # step 1: open tutorial watch("how to make a portfolio") # step 2: get distracted open("one (1) meme") fall_into("3-hour rabbit hole") # step 3: compromise return "this page you are seeing now"
Progress: 1% (mostly thinking about it)
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